ezra-but-hornier:

Things my wife (a knight) did for me (a princess) at the Renaissance fair that make me absolutely feral:

  • Held my umbrella and would not let me carry my own bag
  • Waited for me outside of shops, booths, and even the bathrooms
  • Bought and surprised me with a rose, making my knees weak and shaming my friends and their husbands in one fell swoop
  • Found the one booth that sells coffee and got me a latte WITH A MILK ALTERNATIVE
  • Won the knife throwing contest against two very cocky men, only preening when I called them handsome
  • Paid for me to have my face painted like a fairy and told me I was the most beautiful person in the world
  • Bought me a LITERAL CROWN and then refused to let me take it off
  • Watched me eat a giant turkey leg like it was the world’s greatest nature documentary
  • Looked at me so sweetly that one of my straight married friends turned red and told us to get a room
  • Took pictures of all my friends without them even having to ask
  • Inspired several little girls who clearly had never seen a ‘lady knight’ and who excitedly pointed us out to their parents
  • Called me 'my lady’ and kissed my hand any time I looked at them
  • Carried my friend’s baby in their arms
  • Drove us home early because I was too tired to keep walking around
  • Went into Chickfila (in costume) to ask for the dipping sauce that they forgot to put in our bag while I sat in the car
  • Fell asleep that night holding my hand

In conclusion: I am gay

robotics5:

chassdraws:

theunfairfolk:

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

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Daddy Electric is Bill Nye’s cousin

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emopunkloser:

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Sarah Michelle Gellar in a giallo horror inspired photoshoot promoting The Grudge (2004), (Entertainment Weekly 2004, James White).

(via lesbiciousbeginnings)

liyazaki:

bathroom makeover: retro lesbian edition 💕

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art (in small frames) by creative powerhouse @jeniferprince (I’m ordering prints, but could I wait for them to arrive? lol)

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buffyjackets:

i think we as a society need more lesbian vampires in media

(via lesbiciousbeginnings)

moki-dokie:

furiousfinnstan:

@stvksn on ig

i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you’ve refused to forgive him

is so insanely powerful. that’s gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.